Category: Musings
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Eat, friends. I wish I could do more eatings 🍗
Friends, I must tells you the simplest of truths. If Muvver and Farver knew I was telling you this truth then they would shout “NO ZIGGY MOONBEAM, you must NOT. Peoples will get the wrong impression. They will say “You bad peoples. You starve that small dog. Tis no wonder…
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Table manners and ankle startling 🤫
Some fings take time friends, and my Muvver would say that my table manners is an ongoing project that does her a worry and a tired. I would says to her that her worry and her tired isn’t my problem, but there is a secret I will shares with you.…
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Peoples who don’t do smiles with their eyes 👁️
Smiles, friends. What a lovely fing a smile is, when peoples looks at you and they does a smile. Their eyes go little and I sees the lines on their faces of all the smiles they have done before and that does me a happy because it’s nice to knows…
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The “Bestest Boy” 🐾
There is two words that I would especially use, friends, if someone were to ask me to describe myself to them, and those words are the “bestest boy”. Muvver and Farver use many other words to describe me too. Sometimes I hears them talking about me and these are the…
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What exactly is a ‘Bogwit’? 🧐
If you looks anywhere official, you will see my full name in all its glittering glory: Mr. Ziggy Moonbeam. But I haves another name, friends, and it is one of less glory. Sometimes my Muvver and Farver call me ‘Little Bogwit’. Nobody quite knows where the name came from, but…
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A good dental hygiene routine 🧛
Teefs. An important part of life for many species, including I, Canis familiaris… but you can call me Ziggy Moonbeam. Let me tell you about my teefs, friends. Unlike most of you, I was born with teefs, and they were sharp. When I went to live with Muvver and Farver,…
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Eggies, cooked in all manners 🥚
Friends, there is one food that I always does a crazy for, and that is eggies. Let me tells you about my history with those small oval balls of tastiness. When I was a very young lad, I didn’t haves a home. Or rather I did haves a home, but…
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Doing my toilets in the garden 🚽
I tells you friends, toileting in public isn’t fun. Toileting in your own garden is even more of a not fun. “Ziggy Moonbeam, it’s time for the toilet,” they shouts, like it is a big adventure. Then they stands and they does me a watch as my small legs quiver…
The Musings & Misadventures of Ziggy Moonbeam 